Y.T.H. (a sequel to "Help! My girlfriend is a Unicorn!")Chapter 1As I got dressed for my first day at the new school, I reflected on howmuch had changed since this time last year.Last year I just a regular boy, with a girl as a friend who would soon bemy girlfriend, trying to navigate the beginnings of puberty and typicalschool stuff, nothing unusual about me at all.Now, pretty much none of that is still true.I am way beyond "usual", nowhere near "regular".And not even a boy.I'm a girl.A girl. Sometimes, though, after a few drinks he gets a tad cynical. Especially on the tenth day of the month, when the alimony check to his ex-wife comes due.Now me, I've managed to avoid marriage. At 40, I'm the neighborhood's confirmed bachelor, and the local eligible gals have long since given up on me. I hardly even go out on dates any more. Everyone suspects there's something wrong with me. Maybe there is.You see, I've found a substitute for women. For real-life women, that is. I dream.As a horny. When she and Dusty shared a chuckle at what he said the other women looked confused. She realized that she could use that to her benefit.When they sat down, they sat at a table that was large enough to seat six and Lindsey sat across from Dusty."So Dusty, tell me what stick do they have up their butts when you tried to talk to them. Did they spaz out on your or something?" asked Lindsey smiling."No not really, they just refused to answer my questions about Chris and they really acted like it. ” I cooed at the dog.“My name’s Angela by the way. Now let me guess, Thames River walker?” Angela stooped down and extended her hand. In order to take it I had to step up onto the boarding ramp.“What gave me away?” I quipped back after a brief handshake. I stepped back onto the path, my ‘gaydar’ screaming ‘dyke’!“Got much farther to go today?” Angela asked.“I’m booked into the Taurus in town.” I replied.“That’s my local. Most nights, weather-permitting I like to go there for a pint before bed..
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